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Monday, December 22, 2008

Se Fue La Luz

Translation: "There go the lights!"

In the Dominican Republic, where I served my mission, the government doles out electricity on some sort of rotation basis. Every neighborhood is allotted a certain amount of electricity--with no discernible pattern that I could see. Except for one: the wealthiest neighborhoods rarely lost power, while the poorest rarely had it. We missionaries would typically live in neighborhoods that would lose electricity maybe three, four times a week. The proof of this can be found in the wax drippings all over my missionary journal. Sometimes the power would be gone for a couple of hours; sometimes the whole day.

Whenever the electricity went out, the children in the neighborhood would cry out, "Se fue la luz!" None of the windows had glass in them, and the children's united voices would carry over the barking dogs, crowing roosters, and blaring salsa music that we were so used to. I didn't like having our power go so often, but there was something oddly unifying about it. I used to love hearing the kids cheer when the lights came back on. I'd wait for that moment.

On my first day back from my mission, I was standing in the kitchen with my family when my mom leaned against the wall and accidentally flipped off the light switch. After a moment of utter panic, my first thought was, "Not here too!" But my mom realized what she had done, flicked the switch back on, and my world was righted.

Flash forward more years than I'd care to point out, and we live in a neighborhood with a faulty transformer. Granted, this is nothing like the government determining when and how often you can have electricity, but still. We lose our electricity an awful lot. Every time a little storm rolls in, we brace ourselves, and run and find the flashlights. We lost power umpteen times the winter Schmobie was born--once for three days. This winter alone (which officially started yesterday, but it feels like it's been here for awhile...) we've already lost power three times. Including today. When it was so very cold. Fortunately, it came back before the heat took a nosedive.

With our homes' glass windows and insulation, we can't hear the neighbor kids' cries or cheers--the unifying power of no power is stripped away. Except when we peek out the window and see a blanket of blackness where house lights used to be. But that's more depressing than unifying.

The unifying comes from within our walls, this time. When the lights go, we gather by the fireplace, each of us wrapped in blankets--and play games, or talk, or read. Gone is the T.V., the computer, the video games, as we are forced to...dadadum...interact. We light candles together and create shadows on the wall. We mull over dinner possibilities that don't require cooking.

And we know to be very, very grateful when the lights come back on. Maybe even enough to let out a cheer.


Bugman makes pudding by candlelight. Don't let my flash fool you--it's not this bright!
Schmobie entertains himself by emptying out my pantry. He does this by fluorescent light too.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Nicknames

The nicknames are for Scratch's sake. He's a little leery of this whole sharing our life on the Internet thing in the first place. But, since some of you have expressed curiosity, here are the origins of the nicknames:

Scratch: Ah, this one is funny. When Scratch was 10 or 11, breakdancing was all the rage, and Scratch imagined himself, hold on to your seats here, "The Scratch Master." This just amuses me endlessly, imagining my 6'2" hubby as a scrawny preteen, rolling around on his head and doing "The Worm." But, HE loved the nickname, shortened it to Scratch, and kept it til this day. End of story.

Jadie: Simple enough. My initials, pre-marriage. My current initials don't really make a name. Sorry, that's not very original, but there it is.

Cici: My pet name for my little girl since the day she was born. Lots of her friends and relatives now call her Cici too. Except for her best friend, who calls her "La."

Bugman: When he was a baby, we called him Bugaboo. That got shortened to Bug, which stuck. As he got older, it morphed into Bugman.

Schmobie: Scratch came up with this one. When he was in college, a friend of his called him "Schmoo" after that 1980s cartoon--remember him? I used to really like The Schmoo, maybe it's the whole cute baby seal thing he's got going on...Anyway, I have no idea why Scratch's friend called him Schmoo, or why Scratch then started calling our second son Schmoo, or how that somehow morphed into Schmoe (with a long "o"), and finally Schmobie (again, with a long "o"). But it somehow stuck too.

And there you have it. The history of the five peas' nicknames.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Three Shout-Outs! (that, incidently, all relate back to my friend, Country Girl)

"As with many Christmas stories, mine began on Santa's lap. But this was no ordinary Santa, and he had anything but an ordinary lap."
Thus begins the funny and poignant tale The Paper Bag Christmas by Country Girl's husband, Kevin Alan Milne. This first novel is as welcoming as hot cocoa on a cold winter's day. Kevin's prose is clean and swift-moving, his young protagonists likeable and real. So gather in your kiddies, snuggle under your favorite comforter, and read The Paper Bag Christmas together. I know I will tonight!


My next shout-out may not warm your heart, but it'll warm the rest of you:


I heart Chipotle! Country Girl and I were craving their burritos, so we took our little guys there one day (before all the snow came).

We also did some window shopping, which leads me to my third shout-out: this very handy backpack leash at Target. So much better than those torturous-looking white leashes that you'd see some parents use when we were growing up. I always felt so bad for those kids. I had forgotten my stroller, so Country Girl loaned me the backpack/leash and it saved our trip.
Now, this is a switch. Schmobie is dying to go into Old Navy while I'm trying to move on.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Fun for the Snowed-In Crowd

The kids have been out of school for four straight days now. Winter break begins next week, and our whole town is debating whether it'll be three straight weeks of Christmas vacation, or if the kids will have one last school day tomorrow. I'm betting on the three straight weeks. The roads up in the hills, where the urban growth boundaries don't extend but where schoolchildren still live, are solid ice.


Cici and Bugman have LOVED the time off, of course. I'm really enjoying it too. My older kids are having so much fun sledding and throwing snowballs with neighbor kids. They are outdoors most of the day. I've noticed that on some blogs, moms are going a little stir crazy. I would most certainly be heading that way too, but my older two are fairly independent and it's been fun to enjoy lunch and hot cocoa with them. They've been around to watch Schmobie while I take a shower or clean--such a luxury! And we've all been able to sleep in. I'm for ANYTHING that allows for a little extra time lazing around in bed in the morning!


Yesterday, the roads weren't so bad in town, and we were able to get around a bit. I finally was able to finish shipping off presents. AND, the kids were able to get in touch with friends again. Cici's best friend stayed the night, and Bugman slept over at his best friend's house. This morning, Cici and her best friend, we'll call her Lader (their nickname for her--I don't know how or why they came up with THAT one, but who am I to question? Cool ), made purple pancakes in celebration of Lader's twelfth birthday.

Cici just had to stick her tongue out (and yes, that's pancake on her tongue)--I can't get a picture of her without her pulling something. I shouldn't complain though--she's been a godsend with Schmobie. Did I mention I'm enjoying having my kids home?!

Speaking of Cici helping with Schmobie--this morning Schmobie was in fine form. He usually hates getting dressed, not unusual behavior for a two-year-old, but today he was positively apoplectic--screaming loud enough to break eardrums and thrashing about with no thought to life or limb. I've noticed lately that he's not only strong-willed, but STRONG. To change his diaper today, I had to put my leg over his tummy (that's pretty normal) while Cici held his legs still. Once that ordeal was done, she then helped with holding each limb while I attempted to dress him. I think his head might be a potential weapon of mass destruction. If it weren't such a cold day I'd just let him run around naked. It may be worth the money to just crank up the heat.

But Schmobie's dressing issues are not so fun, which is contrary to the theme of this post.


So, the big question is, will there or won't there be school tomorrow?

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Hold On to Your Shoes For Now

...or at least wait until you've read the post first. It won't be anti-Bush, or even anti-war. Just a comment on an event that is sure to become a legend--much like George Washington and his cherry tree, Abe Lincoln and his log cabin, John F. Kennedy and that weird and annoying birthday serenade by Marilyn Monroe...yes, two hundred years from now history iBooks will talk about George Bush and the shoe seen round the world. Fourth graders will do iDiaramas of little Bush figures ducking flying shoes. It'll be a scene in the sixth grade SchoolTube video. Mark my words. This is that huge.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Walking in a Winter Wonderland

You'll have to indulge me for a bit. It snows like this maybe once every five years here. Yesterday, I took a walk through the neighborhood with my camera in tow (so glad it's working now!). Here are some of my favorite shots:
And the most beautiful shot of them all:

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Rated PG for Mild Language


It's snowing! The kids watched in wonder and fascination as big, juicy flakes stuck to the ground. Bugman was so excited, he ran through the house exclaiming, "It's going to be a HELL of a day!" And then, "I'm sorry for the language, Mom. I'm just so D-A-M happy!" Yes, he actually spelled it out. Incorrectly, as it so happened.

For the last two months, Scratch and I have noticed Bugman slipping into some language like this. I asked him today where he was hearing it from. He said, "Oh, the movies." Oops. That's our bad.

But enough on that--here are some pictures of our fantastic snow day!

Below: Bugman (left) gets it from a neighbor.

Which meant retaliation, of course (Bug is center):A very bundled Cici:
Here comes Bugman:The boys prepare snowballs. Bugman is right:Scratch:Schmobie lobs a snowball at me (with Scratch's encouraging, I might add):He's got pretty good aim.This neighbor girl was all about getting Bugman (next three pictures):Cici and some neighborhood friends:

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Tennis Anyone?

We've all received them. Back-handed compliments, that is. Sometimes the little zingers are served up by people with a genuine mean-streak (also known as teenagers), but usually you can tell the person is trying to make a harmless observation, and it just comes out all wrong.

Like, for instance, this past week: I was at a baby shower and chatting with a guest from out of town. We exchanged the usual small talk, and she found out I was from Maryland. She looked at me reflectively and said, "You don't seem like someone from the East Coast."

Part of me sensed where this was going, and my courteous, nonconfrontational side warned "Don't touch this one!" But I couldn't help it. I took the bait. "How's that?" I asked. "Well," she paused. I think it was dawning on her that she was heading for trouble, but it was too late now. "I've never been to the East Coast," (translation: I don't know what I'm talking about) "but the people there seem to be ... I just imagine the people as ... well-dressed. You know, sophisticated." And then in a rush, "Not to say that you are NOT sophisticated (but to say that you are not sophisticated) ...".

My immediate instinct was to help her feel as if she didn't just swallow that big ol' foot, and I assured her that I knew what she meant. And then the conversation petered out. I peeked at my outfit. Baby showers are big social events for stay-at-home moms like me. I was wearing what I considered one of my cutest shirts and my cutest pair of jeans. Zing.

I'm thinking, and I may be going out on a limb here, that she was trying to convey that I seemed down-to-earth, approachable, and not all hoity-toity like those Easterners she's imagining in her head. In other words, East Coast girls are snotty. Another sly backhand zips over the net.

But what do you do? Shrug it off, take it for the small potatoes that it actually is...and then go home and blog the heck out of it. Blogotherapy, people. Blogotherapy.